Bachelor 'Robert Mueller' Can't Commit To Trump Collusion In Heartbreaking 'SNL'

Bachelor 'Robert Mueller' Can't Commit To Trump Collusion In Heartbreaking 'SNL'

For those who aren't familiar, on last week's incredibly cringey Bachelor season finale, the Arie Luyendyk Jr. broke up with his fiancé, Becca Kufrin, shortly after proposing to her-confiding that he still had feelings for the runner-up, Lauren B. Unsurprisingly, this bro move took social media by storm, with users collectively rolling their eyes at Luyendyk Jr.'s apparent indifference to his actions. "He's just gonna be president?" I just want to get to the point where this is all over and life goes back to normal.

Unlike the actual Bachelor finale, in which 27-year-old Becca Kufrin was chosen to be the lucky bride only to be dumped afterward, the SNL version showed Becca having her heart broken by Mueller's confession that he doesn't have enough to nail U.S. President Donald Trump for colluding with Russian Federation.

"Honestly, probably six", Mueller replied, eliciting a loud, bleeped swear from the reality star.

"The reality is that I don't think I can give you everything that you want right now", McKinnon said as Mueller.

Kate McKinnon, as special counsel Robert Mueller, tells a voter he has a better case against President Trump for obstruction, rather than collusion.

"So, I have to wait two more years for him to be out of office", a despondent Becca asks.

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After Becca reminds Mueller that "collusion is literally the only thing I've been looking forward to in the past year", Mueller says he understands but that he's helpless, prompting Becca to storm out of the room in tears. "That's definitely fun, that's just, like, not what I'm doing", McKinnon says. Strong as Kurin asks, clearly distraught.

Brown used his This Is Us - "the saddest thing you can watch on TV other than the news" - roots during his monologue as he tried to keep his emotions in check.

Trump loves Russian Federation, but he may not be in collusion with Russian Federation.

Pete Davidson played Jared Kushner and Aidy Bryant played the role of White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders in the parody.

"Millions of Americans have tuned into the show that's captivating a nation", the commercial's voiceover says.

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